Hey fatty! It's your favorite time of day... lunch time! And I have even more good news for you: you get to spend a meal with Goddess! How exciting. You get to listen to me mock, humiliate, and berate you while I enjoy a juicy cheeseburger and fries. Your meal won't be as delicious as mine, but it will certainly be fattening. That's your favorite! Isn't it crazy that I can eat stuff like this and never gain a pound? You can't say the same. You are constantly adding rolls to your already pre-existing rolls. How disgusting.