You're a tit addict who loves my perfect cleavage. You could stare at it all day because it totally mesmerizes you and makes you very hard. Your wife has tits... why aren't you obsessed with hers? Oh right, her tits are terrible. They're saggy and deflated, which is a total turn off. You would much rather stare at my beautiful tits than play with hers. I bet I could get you to divorce her over her ugly tits. All you'd have to do is watch this clip over and over again and you'll be signing divorce papers in no time.