I realized I've been so mean to you and I feel really bad, so I'm going to take something off for you today. Will it be my top? Or maybe my jean shorts? Nah. I'm going to take off my Converses and turn you, a loser nerd, into a full blown foot loving sneaker sniffer. You can say good bye to all those fantasies about my hot body. From this point on, the only thing that turns you on are my stinky feet.