Every time I'm laying out getting some sun, I always wish an eager foot boy was there holding a fan and getting me drinks. Does this sound like something you would like? Because I could find all sorts of uses for you. I could also find all sorts of reasons NOT to use you and just ignore the fact that you exist. Either way, everyone wins here. I get to relax and be pampered while you get to gaze upon my soles and be useful. It's perfect, just like me.