Every time you cum, you always blow it all over your hand and then go clean it up. BOR-ING. Aren't you sick of being so lame? Today, you're going to do something different and I'm going to guide you through it with my sexy jerk off instructions. See that necklace I'm wearing? It's made of pearls and I think it's time for you to have a "pearl necklace" of your very own. We can match! Except yours is made of filthy cum and mine is beautiful, just like me. Do some stretches before you take on these jerk off instructions. You're going to need it.