You're my laundry slave and I noticed you haven't touched my laundry in an entire week. You had one job... ONE JOB! Because of you, I've had to wear the same socks all week long and now they stink. Are you into feet, laundry slave? No? Well that sucks because I'm going to use these stinky socks to punish you. They are going to be duct taped to your face and there is nothing you can do about it! No fresh air for you, laundry slave. Just my stinky, sweaty socks up against your nose. Maybe this will teach you to never ever neglect my laundry again.