There are consequences to your actions, virgin. You will learn that as you watch me casually glance through all your personal emails from family, friends, and most importantly... your upcoming date. Virgin losers don't go on dates. Not only will I take care of this problem for you, but I will also tease you until your dick explodes. Sounds like a fun night in, doesn't it!? I may have sabotaged your chances of losing your virginity, but I am also giving you the chance to jerk to me through your computer screen. Everyone wins.