Hey there, "teach". I'm so glad you agreed to meet with me today to discuss...my grades. But there's something else on my mind today and I need to get it off my chest. I am quite fond of you. Ever since the first moment I laid eyes on you, I've wanted you and I know you want me too. Those short skirts I wear to class everyday? I do it to get your attention, and now that you're all ears, there is something else I want to discuss: your wife. I see pictures of her in your office, but it's very obvious I am much hotter than her. She's so boring, while I'm anything but. Instead of talking about ... Show more