I may be hot as hell, but you're not going to stroke to my sexy body today. You're going to jerk to the fact that you're a LOSER instead. That's right, hand humper. I am going to list all the things wrong with you and you're going to tug on your worthless cock until it explodes. Don't expect a cum countdown. Don't expect mercy. This onslaught of verbal ab*se is exactly what you deserve and you're going to hang on to my every word, pumping away like the freak that you are. Sound like a fun time? Of course it does. Buy the clip already, LOSER.