I recently found out I have magical powers! Crazy, right? I am a true witch and I am going to prove it to you today. You're going to take a magical capsule that's going to completely shrink you. My mission of course is to have ALL men take this special capsule. The world is better that way! Plus it's really fun to mess with you when you're teeny tiny. Oh, you don't believe me? You don't think I have magical powers? Then you have nothing to lose. Take the capsule and see what happens!

I recently found out I have magical powers! Crazy, right? I am a true witch and I am going to prove it to you today. You're going to take a magical capsule that's going to completely shrink you. My mission of course is to have ALL men take this special capsule. The world is better that way! Plus it's really fun to mess with you when you're teeny tiny. Oh, you don't believe me? You don't think I have magical powers? Then you have nothing to lose. Take the capsule and see what happens!