You and I have been chatting online for a while and we eventually decide to meet up at my place. I offer you an adult beverage and insist you finish the entire thing while I "freshen up". When I return, I find you the size of a thumb and that's when I admit to putting a shrinking potion in your drink. I then inform you that you aren't really my date. You're my DINNER. After humiliating you for thinking we are going to hook up, I pick you up and swallow you whole. I then open up my phone to find my next unsuspecting victim on Tinder, but am abruptly interrupted by a strange sensation in my b... Show more