I'm wearing slippers today, which is something that turns you on very much. You just love the fact that my slippers soak up my foot sweat and you can see little toe indents in them. You love them so much, in fact, that you would even fuck my slippers if you had the chance. This makes you a total freak, you know. You're a freak for slippers! Clearly the slipper fucker name suites you because that's exactly what you are. No pussy for you. Just stinky slippers in your face and sliding up and down on your cock. WOW...