There's no big dick in your pants. You don't have a sparkling personality and you're not funny or smart. You're an inferior beta male who has nothing to offer but the money in your wallet. It's time to send, loser. Stop sitting there being useless and contribute to my lavish lifestyle. It's the least you can do, really. I hate everything about you, but you become much more tolerable when you're sending me your hard earned money. Since you will never be loved, this is the best it could ever get for you. Buy, this clip, reflect on it, and most importantly... SEND.