You are a jerkaholic who is compelled to stroke during work hours, but I am on to you. That is why you've been called into my office. If you're going to pleasure yourself on company time, you can atleast show me all your "hard work". Then I can give you some enlightening feedback on your method of jerking, including why it isn't working and what improvements need to be made. Leave your pen and paper at your desk. Your dick is the only thing required for this meeting.