I have bad news for you. We are breaking up today, and it's not because I think you can do better. It's because I KNOW I can do better. You see, the real problem is your tiny dick. You have never properly satisfied me and because of that, I have been cheating on you with a real man for months now. He has a big dick and knows how to fuck the right way, unlike you. If that isn't heart breaking enough, I made sure to tell all your friends about your shortcomings as well. This isn't just the end of our relationship. It's the end of your good reputation, your self esteem, and your chance at eve... Show more