You've come to see me, Dr. Kelly, for your annual physical. Of course there is a plethora of things wrong with you, which leads me to conclude you don't take care of yourself. I'm even more disgusted when you get hard during the cough test. Clearly you are a total loser. After humiliating you for all your problems, I inform you that there is a cure for everything in one magic pill. You take it without hesitation because you're desperate and I'm a fantasy-medical professional who you feel you can trust. Unbeknownst to you, that pill is poison. As your final minutes pass, I lay on extreme ver... Show more