You can't pleasure your girlfriend the way she deserves to be pleasured and that's because your dick just lays there. It's not due to erectile dysfunction. It's due to the fact that you stroke every waking minute of every day. When it's time to fuck her, you simply can't. This makes you the worst boyfriend in the world, but there's a solution for that. Stop being her boyfriend and start being my sub. The first order of business will be locking up that over-used cock of course. Clearly you need to learn from discipline and who better to teach you than me, your key holder.