You're a lonely porn addicted loser with no purpose... until now. I am giving you the opportunity to be bigger and better than this. Curious? You should be. It's your time to shine because you are no longer a loser. You're my paypig. That sounds much better than loser, doesn't it? That's because being my paypig is the greatest honor you could ever have. No more lonely stroking. No more porn addiction. It's all about spoiling me and you're going to do that at the snap of my fingers. Make sure your wallet is out, pig. You're going to need it.

You're a lonely porn addicted loser with no purpose... until now. I am giving you the opportunity to be bigger and better than this. Curious? You should be. It's your time to shine because you are no longer a loser. You're my paypig. That sounds much better than loser, doesn't it? That's because being my paypig is the greatest honor you could ever have. No more lonely stroking. No more porn addiction. It's all about spoiling me and you're going to do that at the snap of my fingers. Make sure your wallet is out, pig. You're going to need it.