It's true that you managed to get a few women into bed, but for some reason... they always ended up leaving you. You could never quite figure out why so I'll tell you why. They left you because of your tiny balls. They're gross! And the worst part of all of it is that you have an average sized dick. At this point, you're better off having a tiny dick to match your tiny balls, but you don't. You're a disproportional freak and you belong in a circus.