I took a break from teleworking in order to enjoy some quiet time and take a big dump. After stinking up the bathroom, I go to reach for the toilet paper and notice I don't have any. I frantically look for more, then I realize... I have YOU, a toilet slave, eagerly waiting to be of service. How convenient. Instead of toilet paper, I'm going to use your tongue to clean by filthy crack and you're going to thank me for the privilege. It's time to shine, toilet slave!