You get weak in the knees every time you see me in a pair of shiny, black boots. The only thing you can think of doing is getting as close as possible to them. Sure, this could involve licking them and kissing them, but that's boring. If you want to get REALLY close to my boots, then you have to spread your legs and take a kick to the balls. You can't possibly be any closer with the point of my boots is up in your ball sac, right? I want you to SUFFER for these boots. It's the only way to worship them properly.