I ate a huge bean burrito, then decided to do some yoga. You know what that means, right? It means I am going to be FARTING uncontrollably. Good thing I have you, my little fart sniffer, standing by. There is nothing you would rather do than inhale my sweet ass smell as I bend and twist inches from your face. If this isn't tantalizing enough, you even get to sniff my thong, which has been tucked in close to my stinky asshole all day. That tiny strip of fabric is extra juicy! It's time to sniff, fart lover.