I'm your best friend's girlfriend and you happened to profess your love for me at a party last night. Things are... awkward, to say the least. However, I've always thought you were pretty cute. Maybe I will break up with him for you, but only on one condition: you must have a big dick. Your best friend is very well endowed, which happens to be my favorite part about him. If you compare to him, I will give you a chance. If you don't, I will humiliate and degrade you until you want to cry. Pull down your pants and show me what we're working with.