You're an ugly loser with a doughy body and a small dick. It is difficult figuring out how you can possibly be useful to me since you've failed at everything. Oh wait! I have an idea. You can be my human toilet! All you have to do is get on your knees and take care of whatever I have to give. Easy right? It doesn't matter if it turns you on or not. You're an unlovable loser who is inferior and weak. What else are you going to do in life? A big smelly log on your face would be an improvement to be honest. Stop being useless and open wide.