Ohhh, what is this? I love finding surprises on my lazy day off. You get the pleasure of watching me enjoy the things your loser ass cannot provide. You have such a small dick, you are stingy, you are not very cute... We both know I deserve better than you. What do you do that pleases me? You sit on the floor and look dumb. Every day is an opportunity to serve me. Stop waiting and open a tab, punch in the numbers I command, and click send.