Hot Girl Summer has left you pale and lonely. Thank goodness you have Me, your hot friend. Just, a friend. You hope for more when we hang out and that is fine but you also feel the need to get laid. You just WISH it could be with me. You dump your problems on me and hope that maybe you can get me to just see how great you actually are. You must think I do not notice and that you are the one in control here. Let us see how that goes for you.