Can we both agree that everyone wants to have a secret to themselves? Yours is that you want to cheat on your wife, with me. That's why you're here. You're not fooling me with the supposed intention to just be friends. You're on the ground, not as my friend, but as a weak man in need of a Woman's control. The one you married doesn't appreciate what you do and you're going to stop enabling her. Cut her allowance by 50% and make her get a job. The more time she's away will mean more time you could be serving.