Every Sunday like clock work you come before me down on your knees ready and eager to worship my superior ebony feet. This day is very sacred to you because my feet are your religion and its the only thing you truly believe in; they bring you life and you are so grateful. Well today is going to be different. I'm going to test your dedication to me and push your limits of obedience. Instead of worshiping my beautiful ebony feet today, you will be licking and cleaning my dirty well-worn flip flops!!!