This must be the first time someone's ever taken control of your finances because this tribute you just gave me is fucking garbage! I bet you thought it was "a lot of money", haha is if!

I'm going to count this "stack" of cash out for you and show you all of the errors I found. Remember, this is a game, I make the rules, you're just a contestant. If you keep playing like this you're going to lose the game and me. But to be fair, this was never a game you were going to win. Ha ha!

YOU OWE ME SO PAY UP, LOSER!