Your dick is so funny that I had to show it to my friend, Miss XI. She came all the way from Canada and this is all you can give her for hospitality? Weak.

We both sit there and make fun of your micro cock and the way you "jack off" or better yet, "rub off". Your shrimp dick is both hilarious and pathetic and we'll be laughing about it with our girl friends for days to come!

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