It's that time of year again! You see the back-to-school ads and the buses in the streets and you instantly get transported back to the days of the bratty bullies. The popular girls who were so hot and so mean. They didn't think twice to call you a loser or take your lunch money.

You're an adult now but you still seek out that same humiliation. You're in luck because I'm going to be your bully for the rest of your life. Shaking you down for money and mocking your bitch ass. Shut up, loser and take your beta stick out. I wanna see you make a mess all over your dumb shorts!