As your CPA, I need to discuss the findings of your recent external audit. Turns out that you've been attempting to get away with some "creative write-offs" which involved something called "Femdom". There were even purchases made where you were dabbling in something else called "sissification". Now you're faced with either getting punished by the IRS or getting blackmail-fantasy'd by me.

I can easily make this all go away with my two big negotiating tools as long as you give me exactly what I want. You'll be paying my usal high fee as well as purchasing me a new luxury sports car. ... Show more