You were already planning on eating your cum today because that's how losers get off so why not dress it up? Instead of some ho-hum self slop sucking, you're going to be spunking on your face and making it look like a Santa beard! Best of all, you'll be sending Me a video of yourself doing it! Here's where you can really showcase your loser skills. Dress up, add something extra humiliating to the video, do something that will make Me and My friends laugh. That's right, I'm showing these disgraceful videos to My friends so that we can laugh at you together. Tis the season for humiliation! Ha... Show more