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You're going to the grocery store to go shopping for your dildo. Zucchini, squash, cucumber, all good sources of vitamin D. Dick shaped foods have 2 benefits for you: They come in all different sizes so you can work your way up and you can easily dispose of the evidence.
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You claim to be a butt slut but you don't even have a dildo. How does that work?? It doesn't. You make a million excuses as to why you don't have anything to shove up your ass but here's the way to get around that..

You're going to the grocery store to go shopping for your dildo. Zucchini, squash, cucumber, all good sources of vitamin D. Dick shaped foods have 2 benefits for you: They come in all different sizes so you can work your way up and you can easily dispose of the evidence.
What are you waiting for, salad ass? Get your vegetables and lube and buy this video!