Face it, you keep buying my homewrecker clips to escape the thought of being married to your ugly wife far too often. And why wouldn't you? I'm everything she's not. Cumming to me feels better than any sex you've ever had with her.

It's time to ditch the pig and become 100% dedicated to being a Valoraholic. Marriage is supposed to make you happy so get a marriage that does just that. Marry your addiction to me.