Are you finally ready to confess what I've know this whole time? That this is no longer something you do for fun, this is a lifestyle. That you're doomed to goon for the rest of your life. Your friends will get girlfriends and wives and you'll get your hand to hump and me teasing you on a screen.

I love that entire generation has devoted their lives to hand humping at home to Goddesses instead of trying to get real women. And lucky you, you found the best Goddess to devote your loser life to.

It's time to say it. It's time to admit that you're doomed to goon FOREVER.