Oh good, you showed up! Oh wait, you still think this is a real party... well it is but.. you'll be the entertainment and the help. Remember how you welched on our blackmail agreement? I didn't. And now I'm going to expose you to all of your ex girlfriends at this party!
You'll be doing humiliating things in front of them AND their new significant others who are actual men and not some sissy idiot. You'll be working off your debt with dignity instead of dollars tonight.

Oh good, you showed up! Oh wait, you still think this is a real party... well it is but.. you'll be the entertainment and the help. Remember how you welched on our blackmail agreement? I didn't. And now I'm going to expose you to all of your ex girlfriends at this party!
You'll be doing humiliating things in front of them AND their new significant others who are actual men and not some sissy idiot. You'll be working off your debt with dignity instead of dollars tonight.