Don't you want to become a Very Important Gooner (V.I.G.)? Of course you do. When you're a V.I.G. you get access to the exclusive lifestyle of being a stroke junkie for me. Pumping endlessly and getting so weak and dumb just for me and only me. You know you're already addicted to worshiping my perfect body, now it's time to pay your dues and join my elite club.

This invite is open for good boys only.

No male egos allowed.