This is going to be your new favorite holiday tradition: Getting that load worked up and covering my gorgeous face in it. But this is only a treat that good boys get to experience. I know how my eyes and wet, teasing tongue get you so worked up, it'll make it that much more fun to watch you twitch under the tree. Begging and throbbing, that's how I like you. Once you've earned it, I'll count you down to holi-glaze my pretty face in all that backed up holiday cheer.