I feel like using my ATM today. So get ready to be ruined by my jiggling tits in my new diamond bikini. I know it's your weakness and I'm going to really rub salt in the wound. I'm going to hurt your bank account and your fragile ass feelings today, piggy.

I'm here to remind you that women like me couldn't care less about you outside of your money. You're going to pay $10/jiggle then when I'm all done, you're going to match what you just sent and DOUBLE IT. Pay til it hurts, bitch!