Happy New Year, dwarf dick! I was reading through your list of resolutions and I didn't see anything about improving the size of your dick. You know, the only thing that really counts. So I thought I'd give you a head start by buying you a penis extender! Finally, the length and girth I deserve. Now you can finally fuck Me. You won't be able to feel anything but you'll still be able to see your pea sized dicklette in the clear sleeve. You're welcome!