"Novelty" is the most accurate word to describe your so-called dick because all it's good for is a laugh. And you know I could laugh at it all day. My jeers and mocking is going to make your tiny nipple dick stand hard at attention... well as hard as a button cock can get. I'm going to shred your ego and make your dicklette cry cum tears. As long as your dick stays small, I stay laughing.