There's a chip in My nail polish which means you're slacking at your job. You say you're My foot slave, but where's My pedicure payment? You need to start paying monthly for My pedicures. A monthly tribute of $45 should be sent every month ($60 for the deluxe pedicures) to ensure that My perfect feet stay perfect. If you want to prove your devotion to My feet, you had better start treating them like the royalty they are or else you'll never get to stroke to them again