How are you adjusting to your new home in my basement? Laying your head down in a giant crib isn't nearly as nice as when you shared a big bed with my best friend, is it? You sure didn't factor that in when you were doing stupid, weird things behind her back. She's such a nice person that she's not exacting her revenge on you, but that doesn't mean that I can't.

I'm going to take away your grown man privileges and turn you into a humiliated sissybaby for my best friend. You'll wish you had never done all of that stuff to her because this new life of yours is going to be traumatic a...

How are you adjusting to your new home in my basement? Laying your head down in a giant crib isn't nearly as nice as when you shared a big bed with my best friend, is it? You sure didn't factor that in when you were doing stupid, weird things behind her back. She's such a nice person that she's not exacting her revenge on you, but that doesn't mean that I can't.

I'm going to take away your grown man privileges and turn you into a humiliated sissybaby for my best friend. You'll wish you had never done all of that stuff to her because this new life of yours is going to be traumatic af.