You're entirely too old to still be rummaging through my things let alone my trash! You've been playing with my makeup wipes doing god knows what and I've decided to take matters into my own hands. Remember when you were little and I had to wash your mouth out with soap? Well since you want to behave like a sissy bitch, you're going to get punished like one. I'm going to wash your mouth out with this pink dick-shaped soap to teach you a lesson that you should have learned a long time ago.