You've been doing a terrible job as an intern at this company. I asked you into My office today because I'm tired of hearing the complaints about the interns. It's gotten so bad that we're considering getting rid of the intern program all together.

You have this opportunity for Me to go up to bat for the interns during My conference call, but I'll need to be convinced. Smell and rub My feet while I take this call regarding YOUR future. Do a good job and I'll push to save the intern program. Treat this like you've been treating everything else and it's bye bye resume builder.