Every Valentines is the same: you sit alone and fuck your hand to porn. But why should Valentines Day be any different than any other day? This is your pussy free lifestyle. Maybe at one time in your life you had a girlfriend and had sex but that's over and you're a born-again virgin. A born-again loser. My Valentines gift to you this year to make you goon for me while I remind you of what a total beta male you are. Which to you, is the sweetest gift of all. Happy pussy free Valentines, loser!