As you know, I've been going to counseling because our relationship is stressing me out. My counselor told me that our relationship isn't working because we both want to be in charge. But there can only be one alpha.

You'll see I took the time to redecorate our house and I bought myself this new throne. Oh and this little remote control came from my counselor. With a click of a button, I'm going to turn you into the perfect beta boyfriend. Click, click, click. Until you're naked on your hands and knees licking my boots. I have a feeling I'm going to like this new dynamic.