You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of rejection and humiliation but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of reality. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, The Goon Zone!

Ah yes, the infamous Goon Zone. The place that exists beyond the "Friend Zone". You were trained to believe that you were entitled to women but your life has been a slew of rejection because you aimed too high. And now your entitlement has landed you here.

I will give the only thing that you are entitled to: The truth! And it hurts so good...

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of rejection and humiliation but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of reality. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, The Goon Zone!

Ah yes, the infamous Goon Zone. The place that exists beyond the "Friend Zone". You were trained to believe that you were entitled to women but your life has been a slew of rejection because you aimed too high. And now your entitlement has landed you here.

I will give the only thing that you are entitled to: The truth! And it hurts so good. Fucking your hand and feeling brainless is the only relationship you deserve. Down on your knees stroking to Goddess is where you belong. Welcome to The Goon Zone, bitch!