It's the most romantic holiday of the year! No not Valentines dummy, tax return season! Soon you'll be getting a big check from the IRS that goes straight to Goddess Valora. And yes, I want the ENTIRE check. If you think that parting with a few hundred bucks here and there hurts, just wait until you hit send and watch thousands go directly into My bank account. Maybe I'd spend Valentines with you if I respected you, but that's not how I roll. Get ready for a financial crygasm, piggy!

It's the most romantic holiday of the year! No not Valentines dummy, tax return season! Soon you'll be getting a big check from the IRS that goes straight to Goddess Valora. And yes, I want the ENTIRE check. If you think that parting with a few hundred bucks here and there hurts, just wait until you hit send and watch thousands go directly into My bank account. Maybe I'd spend Valentines with you if I respected you, but that's not how I roll. Get ready for a financial crygasm, piggy!